Jimmy wrote a very special country song for Lance Armstrong: “You’re A Crazy Bitch (But You Ain’t Fat)”
Couples write their names on “love locks” and locks them onto a bridge, then the key is thrown into the Seine River. This symbolizes undying love.
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to address rising pedestrian deaths, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration launched a new educational outreach program Monday to encourage people to “Get The Fuck Outta The Road.”
This Oranutan loses his parents, becomes seriously depressed and refuses to eat. Who comes along to save him? A dog of course.